AAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHHHHHH
Tamagotchi, please…This is a stealth mission.
GODDAMMIT, TAMAGOTCHI
And a staring match ensues.
A staring match of silent restraint.
Of course, Harry is the victor.
It seems most of my conversations with ohgodbees end with some variation of yiffing.
Thank gawd… This explains why my Youngbloods are always so damn moist.
I thought I was having some confusing, Liefeld-centric nocturnal emissions.
Shhh shhh that’s just for us.
And of course the best way to perform fellatio is like how I eat a corn dog.
I eat all the breading off first then usually pull the hot dog off the stick halfway through.
Your fella will love this.
FRONDSHIP BONNERS
Having and keeping friends is really tough and exhausting and rarely seems like it’s worth the effort.
So I hereby am making a public announcement to single out ohgodbees and hopefully make him very uncomfortable when I thank him for providing both the easiest and most rewarding friendship I’ve ever had.
I think it’s because we’ve been naked in a hot tub together.
This is no doubt for some paper you have to write for school. Be sure to credit me properly in your Works Cited page.
Only two US presidents have been KNOWN Big Feets.
Everyone is aware of the humorous tale about President Taft getting stuck in the bathtub. The reason this happened was because the White House bathtubs were designed to accommodate average-sized humans. Not Bigfoots.
But the first known Gentle Wood Ape president was Rutherford B. Hayes.
The B stands for Bigfoot.
This is one of ohgodbees’s cats, Sergeant.
LOOK AT HIM.
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