…That old Monster Manual I found yesterday is basically one of my favorite things ever.
SO HERE IS MORE NONSENSE
Put down that sword, frog. That belt doesn’t even fit. You are a frog.
It’s okay, you can just say “angry semen”. We’re all thinking it anyway.
There wolf. There castle.
I hate you, doll golem.
*i_see_what_you_did_there.gif*
We call ‘em land sea lions. I tame them.
A Judoon with a hippo head and pistol.
wat