September 2012
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Wow, I have not been paying attention to anything...
I just walked back to the bathroom and I saw somebody rearranged the area where we have a shitload of framed pictures.
It looks so good.
Who was this person? I want to hire them to rearrange shit like twice a month to make the place look presentable.
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I just got to burn a piece of paper that had some sensitive information on it.
I felt like a spy.
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dickhealth:
What are the different muscles in my dick? How can I get more?
—Anonymous
Dear Omar F. Kelly of Chappaqua, NY,
There are no muscles in anyone’s dick. You listen here, my friend. That’s not how dicks work.
A dick is comprised mainly of blood, skin, cartilage, bone, xylem, cuticles, photoreceptor cells, integrated circuits, milk, weird gray veins, jade beads, meteoric dust, and...
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Cosmo sex tip #367
beautilation:
While having sex, suddenly stop before she reaches orgasm and say “And none for gretchen weiners, bye” and walk out of the room.
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If we were hiring, I definitely would have hired the guy who just came in asking if we were solely because he was wearing a Venture Bros. shirt.
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Whenever I talk about Degrassi (which is apparently more than I realize), my mom always asks, “Is Spinner the one in the wheelchair?”
At that point I pull out my best indignant, parents-just-don’t-understand teenage persona and angrily set her straight regarding the characters.
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if someone brings me some lunch at work i will let you watch me eat it.
What kind of key does a skeleton use?
[[MORE]]
A skeleton key.
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Watchthe-thought-emporium-imperial:
immoth:
stinkypuff:
a day in the life of me
I’ M SCREAMING
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDko6oRGpmY
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