July 2012
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There was a comic I saw posted a couple days ago but didn’t reblog for whatever reason. But it showed exactly how I’ve felt the past month and a half. I don’t remember much but it was a girl saying how she’s upset and doesn’t want to live but doesn’t want to die and in the end she turns into a puddle. Bad description, but that is exactly how I feel...
June 2012
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NO ONE is out today.
It’s too hot for that shit.
So I’m going to enjoy the AC’d shop for another fifteen minutes then leave an hour early.
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Oh hi, blinding headache.
You are the reason I’m not answering the phone anymore today.
Everyone needs to just fuck off and stop calling here we don’t want your shit.
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facetiousbatman replied to your post: I FORGOT TO POST HOW EXCITED I AM ABOUT THIS ON HERE!
are cheese budgets what people without lactose intolerance have?
Cheese budgets are what people who would have a separate refrigerator full of cheese if they could NEED. Last night about a third of what I spent was on cheese.
Now I have seven different types of cheese in my fridge.
Cheese.
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I FORGOT TO POST HOW EXCITED I AM ABOUT THIS ON...
I went grocery shopping last night and I decided to put most of my cheese budget towards buying some chevre. (Saying chevre is literally one of my favorite things in the world. I say it like John Malkovich does in Burn After Reading. It’s so deliciously douchey.)
I am gonna make some kickass omelets.
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nicklugo:prospitheir:
why aren’t appetizers at applebees called “appletizers”
and why don’t they serve live bees? why aren’t the employees giant bees?
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littlemisstake asked: First on the job drinking NOW baconfest, SIR where do I apply for this lovely job?
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That was much better.
This time I got to talk to an elderly gentleman and it was much more pleasant than talking to a bunch of middle schoolers.
My mouth tastes like somebody died in my mouth and their dog stayed by its dead owner’s body and also died.
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I just heard it's supposed to be 100 degrees and...