I want to go home and drink the rest of the wine that I own.
Oh, and I think I successfully flirted with a gaggle of hipster gals that came into the store today. Normally when I try to be clever or smooth, I end up stuttering or saying something offensive or something only I find funny. But today was the exact opposite.
It also helped I had on an interesting CD that caught the attention of one of them. So I wrote down the band and album name and gave it to her when she came up to the register.
But then Now That’s What I Call Music 1 started playing and I thought I lost them but luckily (for more reasons that one) they were old enough to have had that CD too.
24 years and I have one successful flirtation under my belt. I consider today a success.
Oh, and then when I had to go into the restaurant I went back to what I was used to an made a frothing loins joke.