let's drink until our hearts stop

A couple hours ago I made a quick trip to Best Buy.
On the drive there, I saw I was about to pass someone on the sidewalk. I pass people all the time so normally I don’t think anything of it, but this particular time something just didn’t seem right.
As I got closer I could see it was an old, white-haired lady in a black business suit holding a briefcase.
And she was just standing perfectly still on the sidewalk looking up towards the sky.
I’ve seen way too many scary movies for shit like that.
I watched her in my side mirror for as long as I could and she never moved. She was gone on the drive back, but I haven’t been able to stop thinking about it.

- Porn on Blu-ray?
- Of course! Because I want to see every vein and open sore on the leads.

ME: I know what will be fun! I’ll turn off most of the lights and watch Marble Hornets!
[hears any kind of noise]
ME: Oh Christ, it’s Slenderman. I’m going to die.

I’m crossing my fingers for another drag show.