“This goddamn blood won’t dry!”
— Things I can only get away with shouting on Halloween
November 2011
October 2011
wemblore replied to your post: S’up?
Woah woah woah! Are you cheating on me with another Canadian?!
It’s not cheating because we both have a peen! I swear!
indiebyrd replied to your post: Current StatusHey! I helped because I am a creeper and know you guys have K cups at the shop! :p Kahlua flavoerd anything is pretty perfect.
You saved me by suggesting that! I was freezing to death and the booze and warmness saved my life.
Mister Peterson! I have reblogged something of interest to you. For you. Because I NEED IT TO BE YOU IN WHAT I POSTED! How can we make this happen? I'm going to apologize to the cats and dogs for screaming loud enough to clear the room, and to Husbot for nearly making him throw the bong, and I owe Matt and apology bc he was on the other end of Carlo's headset and got to hear me scream in stereo! <3 Seriously though.. it's fantastic. Much like you my dear! <3 you.
That is perfect! I’m pretty proud you thought of me when you saw it. I will try to make it happen. If not for Halloween, then just for funsies.
<3 you too, Vanny-poo.
I worked, in one form or another, for nine hours today.
How the fuck do you people do this?! My soul is crushed and I feel like I want to die.
Current Status
- Working behind the counter at the thrift store
- The White Stripes
- Tumblin’
- Kahlua coffee with some actual Kahlua for that double Kahlua flavor
Creepy Wikipedia articles to get you into the spirit of this most glorious of holidays
Dyatlov Pass Incident - “The Dyatlov Pass incident refers to an event that resulted in the deaths of nine ski hikers in the northern Ural mountains on the night of February 2, 1959…The lack of eyewitnesses has inspired much speculation. Soviet investigators determined only that ‘a compelling unknown force’ had caused the deaths.”
Taman Shud Case - “The Taman Shud Case, also known as the “Mystery of the Somerton Man”, is an unsolved case revolving around an unidentified man found dead at 6:30 a.m., 1 December 1948, on Somerton beach in Adelaide, Australia.”
Valentich Disappearance - “The Valentich disappearance refers to the unexplained disappearance on 21 October 1978 of 20-year-old Frederick Valentich while piloting a Cessna 182L light aircraft over Bass Strait in Australia.”
(The transcript between Valentich and air traffic control is creepy as fuck.)
Delphine LaLaurie - “Marie Delphine LaLaurie (née Macarty or Maccarthy, c. 1775 – c. 1842), more commonly known as Madame LaLaurie, was a Louisiana-born socialite, known for her involvement in the torture of black slaves.”
(The section “LaLaurie in folklore” describing what she did to the slaves is especially grisly.)
Salish Sea human foot discoveries - “Since August 2007, eleven detached human feet have been discovered on the coasts of the Salish Sea in British Columbia and Washington.”
Bloop - “The Bloop is the name given to an ultra-low frequency and extremely powerful underwater sound detected by the U.S. National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) in 1997. The source of the sound remains unknown.”
Tanganyika Laughter Epidemic - “The Tanganyika laughter epidemic of 1962 was an outbreak of mass hysteria, or Mass Psychogenic Illness (MPI), rumored to have occurred in or near the village of Kashasha on the western coast of Lake Victoria in the modern nation of Tanzania (formerly Tanganyika) near the border of Kenya.”
Dancing Plague of 1518 - “The Dancing Plague (or Dance Epidemic) of 1518 was a case of dancing mania that occurred in Strasbourg, France (then part of the Holy Roman Empire) in July 1518. Numerous people took to dancing for days without rest, and, over the period of about one month, some of the people died from heart attack, stroke, or exhaustion.”
Murder of Junko Furuta - “Concrete-encased high school girl murder case (女子高生コンクリート詰め殺人事件 Joshikōsei konkurīto-zume satsujin-jiken?) was a 1988–89 murder in which a Japanese girl, Junko Furuta (古田 順子 Furuta Junko), 16 at that time, was murdered.”
Aokigahara - Japanese suicide forest. (I got tired of copy/pasting.)
I think this is a good start. Happy reading, folks.