October 2010
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September 2010
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Uff da →
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Uff da (can also be spelled huffda, uff-da, uffda, uff-dah, oofda, ufda, ufdah, oofta or ufta) is an expression of Norwegian origin adopted by Scandinavian-Americans in the 1800s. It is an exclamation of that is relatively common in the Upper Midwestern states of the United States. It can be used as an expression of surprise, astonishment, exhaustion, relief and sometimes...
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“She should fix her hair first. Then worry about the rest.”
– My dad while watching Hoarders
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nikolemcgrath:
must have stabbed her fifty fucking times, i can’t believe it, ripped her heart out right before her eyes, eyes over easy, eat it eat it eat it.
She was never this good in bed, even when she was sleeping. Now she’s just so perfect, I’ve never been quite so fuckin’ deep in.
It goes on and on and on, I can keep you lookin’ young and preserved forever, with...
I just found out that a friend of mine is going to...
Normally I’m spiteful towards my peers’ success.
But I’m happy for him.
He’s pretty cool and he was *ahem* my guy.
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I just ordered that Mario/Fett shirt.
I had to.
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THAT WHEELCHAIR BOY IS GONNA GET FELLATED!
I should do commentary for every movie.
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I wish every movie was shot on 16mm and featured...
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Normally I begrudgingly let my brother borrow any of my DVDs if he asks.
But he just asked to borrow 500 Days of Summer.
I said no.
If he wasn’t in that nebulous, no-real-personality-to-call-his-own, middle school age I might have said yes.
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Cesar Romero as the Joker
Jack Nicholson as the Joker
The Joker as voiced by Mark Hamill
The Joker as portrayed by Heath Ledger
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I was a fan of The Venture Bros. before I knew who...
vampiremob:
In the eighties in Boston, I shot a lot of portraits of all kinds of different people, both in the photography studio and out in the world - musicians, artists, actors, comedians, ballet dancers, models, the homeless and one president.
20 years later:
The first time I saw The Venture Bros. I was in! The writing, characters, the comedy and the animation had me hooked. It’s a...
“Music is my time machine. It’s the only way I can go back. I’ve tried other...”
– Steven DeFalco, Ruminations on Ruination (2010)
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Truthful Tuesday, part 2
I got a nickname my first year of college that I still get called by a few people. Tucker is that nickname. Here is why:
And i’m getting really sick of guys named Todd.
It’s a goofy fucking name. “Hi what’s your name?” “Todd. I’m Todd. And this is Blake, and Blaire and Blaine and Brent.” Where all these goofy fucking boys names comin’ from?...
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Friday the 13th, Part VII: The New Blood is my favorite movie from that franchise.
Cadbury just jumped up here next to me.
She sat down and just stared at me for a while.
Then she let out a huge burp and proceeded to lie down.
She truly is my cat.
“She seems so cool, so focused, so quiet, yet her eyes remain fixed upon the...”
– Neil Gaiman (Fragile Things)
This quote resonates with me incredibly.
(via pigtailsandcombatboots)
cemetery-baby-deactivated201111 asked: I wanna put something in your ask hole. It sounds dirty.
“It was like steel, not steel, but hard plastic, and if you stood behind me you...”
– Carrie Fisher (on the metal bikini)
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Hunter Gathers: Good lord, there should be a mandatory retirement ages for strippers. Brock Samson: Did you see I got cornered by Robin last night? I almost had to chew my own arm off to get away. Hunter: Ohhh! That poor woman has the saddest tits! Damn depressing! Brock: Right?! Yeah, they’re like “The Notebook” sad. Hunter: Her tits are like coming home from school and finding...