May 2013
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Let me try that again, this time with less melodrama.
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This is about the third time I’ve tried to make this post. I get about halfway through, then think who cares? and delete the whole thing.
About half an hour ago, I closed up the shop and came home.
I should have known today wouldn’t be that great when I woke up feeling just very blah. I was hoping I’d snap out...
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shutupaubrey:
team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”
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I just thought of “a fingerblast of quails” and now I cannot fucking stop laughing.
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• a gaggle of geese
• a murder of crows
• a colony of penguins
• a parliament of owls
• a sodomy of doves
• an unkindess of ravens
• a siege of herons
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boredlord:
What do teens like?!? Is it memes? Memes about skeletons? Piss? Communism?
this post is 20x funnier if you imagine a CEO shouting it at his board of directors
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I’m at the comic shop and overheard someone say that Sinestro looks like David Niven.
Yup.
That sounds about right.
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I just closed up the shop (early) to go home and when I turned off the stereo, I was of course still listening to Random Access Memories and “Giorgio By Moroder” was playing.
Then I put on the Daft Punk Pandora station for the walk home and what should be the first song to play but “Giorgio By Moroder”.
This is a sign from the Universe that it clearly doesn’t...
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But then I just talked about ghosts for a rather long time with a gal, so I guess today isn’t a total loss yet.
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In addition to the “No Sob Stories” sign I want on our front door, I’d very much like to add a “No Junkies and/or Daytime Drunks” sign as well.
Blah blah don’t know their problems blah if they’re not hurting anyone blah yeah, I know.
But they are beyond annoying to talk to and one pair of them just fucked things up for me as I was attempting to talk...
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It wasn’t until I put on my shoes that I realized I was wearing both a Star Wars shirt and Star Wars socks.
I am so good at picking matching outfits that I do it unintentionally.
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I say, “Yeah, I know I’m behind, but I’ll definitely start watching Breaking Bad” the same way I say, “Yeah, I’m taking a break currently, but I’ll definitely go back to school.”
I will never do either.
brandnewswastikas:
I like it when a girl has a food stain on her shirt because it means that she’s bad with spoons and will probably need me to feed her and I’m good with spoons so it will give me a chance to show off a little.
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jesus why do i watch this show each episode basically ends with me having a panic attack
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